Because your skin deserves a 10/10 day, even when the day was a 0/10.
Life is a lot. Your skin shouldn’t have to pay the price. Our Funny Sayings Solid Lotion Bars are made with 100% Grass-Finished Tallow — deeply nourishing, fast-absorbing, and zero greasy mess. Each bar comes with a little attitude and a whole lot of moisture.
Pick your vibe:
💥 F**K It — For when the day was a disaster, but your skin still needs to show up. Toss it in your bag and soothe the stress away. Available in Vanilla or Lavender.
🚗 She’s A Ten But She Hits Curbs — Parallel parking is hard. Hydrating your knuckles shouldn’t be. Available in Vanilla or Lavender.
🦆 Duck Me — Stressed, burnt out, and in desperate need of deep moisture? This one’s for you. Available in Sunshine (Citrus) or Spellbound (Sweet Floral).
🪡 Hookin’ Ain’t Easy — For crafters, crocheters, and fishers: those calluses have met their match. Available in Northern Lights (Fraser Fir/Vanilla) or Unscented.
